How They are Trained?

Kalyan Singh had formed a “dil ka rishta” and not “dal ka rishta” with the Samajwadi Party. He is our guardian and will guide us from time to time.

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Kalyan Singh had formed a “dil ka rishta” and not “dal ka rishta” with the Samajwadi Party. He is our guardian and will guide us from time to time.

      – Amar Singh, Samajwadi party leader,  on Kalyan Singh’s son joining SP

Their dil (heart) and dal (party) both are changeable.

The claims of Vibrant Gujarat by Narendra Modi are not true.

          – Indian Express Report based on state government document

“Vibrant Gujarat” appears to be the first cousin of “Shining India.”

 

We Gujaratis need to send our children to school. Otherwise people from the lands of Mayawati and Lalu Prasad will come and snatch away our jobs. We will have to work for them and they will rule us.

     –  Anandi Patel, minister in Gujarat

Madam Minister has had a bad dream.

 

Darul Uloom Deoband opines that Muslims can do yoga.

 

 

                       – News Item

How come the Ulema in Malaysia and Indonesia find yoga objectionable? Either the yoga practised in different countries is different or this is a case of different schools of religion (maslak).

Let there be no doubt about America’s commitment to lead. A new era of American leadership is at hand.

                – Obama, US president

The world has a bitter experience of this American yearning to lead. Humanity needs friends, not masters.

The US government deducts $ 55m from aid to Pakistan.
                     – News Item

Is it 10 per cent or what?

 

BJP MLA Y Sampangi of Karnataka was arrested by Lokayukta police for allegedly accepting bribe.

                      – News Item

They are all the same everywhere. One wonders how they are trained!

 

Uttar Pradesh state government employees will get 188 holidays as against 177 working days this year.

                     – News Item

So with more holidays they will get more time to collect funds for birthday gifts.

 

Obama had to take oath of office twice because the Chief Justice had mixed up the order of the words in the first oath.

                – News Item

 

The second oath must have been in order.